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northwesst:

Along my long journey of trying to get the highest winning streak for ‘hannibal lecter’s enemies’ flavored chips, I came across many temptations that almost lured me away from my goal

vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

imaginehanniballecter:

Imagine Hannibal Lecter having to exit a crime scene…

through the perfume department

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porn4smartgirls:

I aint sayin she a gold digger but she did move out west in 1849

catsbeaversandducks:

10 Bleps That Prove a Cat is Cutest When Its Tongue is Out

The Blep: An adorable phenomenon that involves the protrusion of a cat’s cute pink tongue, often due to forgetfulness. 
Here we observe the blep in its many beautiful manifestations. [distractify]

Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'
Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.

peetamy:

themuffinmanlivesondrurylane:

Getting to the end of a fanfic only to realize it’s incomplete.

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this is so fucking accurate it hurts

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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